Welcome back spring break crazyheads. I was going to startwriting today to explain to you all about the crazy adventures andmishaps of the past week.

Then I was quickly reminded by my roommates that what happenedon the boat needs to stay on the boat.

I will say that I got plenty of sun, had my fair share of choicebeverages and made a friend or two. However, if there is anybodyout there that has a spring break story that they would like toshare, I would be more than happy to listen. If it is a really goodstory, I might find a way to fit it into next week’s storyline.

I heard about the little trip to Cabo San Lucas that 65 percentof the campus went on.

While I would have loved to spend time with fellow Mustangs, Ihave to say it was nice to leave the bubble of SMU instead ofbringing it with me on vacation.

I will say that if you were under the age of 17 or over the ageof 45, you didn’t belong on our boat.

There were 12 college kids on the entire boat, and we were fiveof them.

Let’s just say that by the end of the trip there was aToga party in the karaoke bar and the boat was jumping.

So now what?

Having to come back to school after spring break is like havingto go back to jail after being released from death row.

You think you are clear and free.

Then you get chunked in the face, and reality hits.

I only have one class that I have to attend, so I can’tsay that I feel your pain, but I hear school is really tough thistime of the year.

I’m still suffering from boat-rockinomia, which is thedisease you get from being on a cruise ship. It completely throwsoff your sense of balance.

Last night I ran into the wall walking down the hallway.

It wasn’t like it was dark or there was anything in theway, I just flat out hit the wall. I hear it has a cure involvingtwo chicks, a bottle of wine and a snorkel.

I sincerely apologize about the reference of females aschicks.

My mind has been on spring break overdrive for the last week,and I haven’t had time to return to reality.

The other day I tried to bargain with the drive-thru guy atWendy’s about the price of a frosty.

He didn’t understand my broken Spanish and told me that ifI kept bugging him, he would call the cops.

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It has been brought to my attention that some of my loyalreaders believe that I don’t have an ounce of seriousness orheartfelt feelings in me.

So I would just like to state for the record that I feel thatevery single person is attractive in his or her own given way.

I don’t judge people by pure physical appearance.

Case closed.

I’m genuine.

So just leave me alone.

There is a little less than two months left in school

For many of us that means there is less than two months in allof college. For others it means one down, three or four to go.

Spring break is the first reality check to students that thissemester actually has meaning.

For the first half of the year, the simple goal is to reachspring break.

Now that it has passed, many students are forced to play catchup for all of the slacking in January and February.

Crunch time takes over the Wednesday trip to the bar. Thelibrary quickly becomes the best place to pick up.

I’m slowly getting this sense that people around the DCmight be getting a little sick of me.

I came back all smiles, and the staff has come back throwingdarts. It isn’t my fault they all have to work with the newseditor Ryan Trimble every day.

Not to mention, the next time Trimble attempts to take my motherout on a date, I’m going to rock-block and beat him in theface.

It looks to me like everyone forgot to make the most of the timewe were just granted.

So my suggestion is a quick mock spring break.

Just have a one night fix, a quickie with a side of garbanzobeans.

What happens at your apartment stays at your apartment …assuming that your roommate doesn’t walk in on you.

As for the rest of you, as you attempt to return to your normallife, try to keep a piece of spring break with you at alltimes.

The rest and relaxation of last week is something many peopleneed to include in their life the other 358 days a year.

So welcome back fellow Mustangs.

I hope you enjoyed your free time.

Now get back to work.

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